“The self-described “world’s first smart condom,” i.Con, allows users to track their speed, velocity, and caloric burn during sexual intercourse.
“Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse?” asks i.Con on their product page. “How many thrusts? Speed of your thrusts? The duration of your sessions? Frequency? How many different positions you use in the period of a week, month or year? Ever wondered how you stack up to other people from around the world?”
I’m wondering how many people think this is a great idea. As if people didn’t worry enough about their sex life, now they can “compete” with other people around the world? I wonder if suicide rates will increase by some of these users when they realize they aren’t even ranked, lol. Geez, what a world we live in.